The Husband Experience

Completely outside of my normal musings (as I seem to have lost my muse), I thought I'd go somewhere completely different today seeing as how this is the stuff that's clogging my brain these days when I'd much rather be thinking about what I'd like to do and have done to me by this gorgeous young cub who visited my place today...oh, my, he had to be about 6'4" 190 lbs...blonde hair, light eyes and didn't seem to mind having a chat with me while he waited for his friend.

He couldn't have been more than 23, 24...hmmmm. While I have these wonderful fantasies and in my mind I would offer him a tour of the building with a look that wouldn't leave him wondering what I was thinking, then when we made it downstairs where it's generally empty during the week he would push me against a wall, grab my ass, look into my eyes and tell me he'd like to know me better, much, much better, instead I let him go out the door with a "thank you, see you again sometime" salutation. Reality sucks.

Anyway, back to my off topic post -- In doing my research I have frequented quite a few escorts and am loving the "girlfriend experience" (GFE) option available to the men. I, on the other hand, want the "husband experience" (abbr. "HE").

Now, the first time I mentioned this the response was, 'why not the "boyfriend experience (BFE)?' At first I actually thought about that -- then I recalled why I wanted the HE. I want someone to fix my basement ceilings where the copper pipes leaked over the winter, for that matter fix the pipes too (they have a temp fix), then how about laying that floor tile in the spare room downstairs so I can move my bedroom down there, and heck - move my furniture to the room, not to mention my cars need to be washed, waxed and detailed inside, outside and under the hood (I love a meticulously kept car), and when he's done with all of that the yard really needs some manly attention -- chain saws, chippers, mulch, firewood, stone accents...planting bushes, etc. He could cook and clean and start my hot shower for me after I get back from the gym, drop off the kids at school and pick them up when they get out...and let's not forget the laundry. Now, as I'm thinking about this HE escort doing all these manly chores for me it's making me hot, so if he throws in a perfectly titillating orgasm or two, I might keep him a bit longer.

Or maybe I just need to find a wife -- I don't know. I'm stuck somewhere between finding a wife or becoming a hotwife. That might be fun too...

My daydreaming about this keeps getting me sidetracked. Anyway, when everything I want done is done (and it will take a while as I've spent the last year plus at work seven days a week, 12-20 hours a day -- meaning my house has been severely neglected), and I have nothing else to bitch about I'd like to get that tall, young drink of water back to my meticulously clean house to show him a great time without worrying about all those things I should be taking care of.

Wonder if this would get many responses on CraigsList? Oh, my - I wonder what it would cost?